Monday, May 31, 2010

C.B.D (Chronic Bitch Dependency)

What is Chronic Bitch Dependency?

C.B.D is a disease that attacks the self esteem and the testicles. It is a condition that is peculiar to the male specie. It usually happens when a weak man comes in contact with a female carrying the manipulative-dominating virus.



Symptoms

- When the word "bitch" is frequently used to describe u.
- When u find yourself avoiding your friends because you dont want to hear the truth.
- When everyone thinks you're a fool...eevn the one u're being a fool for.
- When she cheats on you and she blames you for it...and you apologise.
- When you're in the bathroom singing love songs as you wash the stains out of her thongs.
- Wn you're up all night wondering whats she's doing ..and shes out having fun with her friends




Causes

- An Unauthoritative dick
- Being a gentleman in the bedroom
- Inabillity to fuck her into submission
- Not enough prowess and skill
- Her demand exceeds your supply

It is often said that in relationships, the power resides with the one who cares the least. Well i agree, and would also like to add that power also resides with the one who is the most skilled and dominant in the bedroom.

If your wife or gf can withhold pussy and use it as a weapon to get back at you? you're not fucking her right.

If your babe is not sleepy and sluggish after yall fuck?...yup...you're not fucking her right.

If she reaches for her phone immediately after yall fuck...u better smack the phone out of her hands, spit on your dick and put it bak in until she starts harlem shaking and singing falsetto in acapella.

Uno....

My Girl would find it very hard to cheat on me , cus my supply of dick would exceed her demand. I'd be long dicking, as and at when due, even when she dusnt ask for it, id suprise her with dick...cus thats my job; to love her and satisfy her desires.
She'd be in the kitchen bent over the sink, washing up or something....i'd come from behind, kiss her neck...pinch her nipples and slide into her
....but i digress....

This is a real problem but the cure is simple.



Cure

The victim usually deludes himself into thinking he's in control, but if he realizes his real situation, then he is half cured.
The next step is for him to ask someone to give him a swift kick to the nuts: this is like the electric shock the doctors apply when someone flatlines.
The effect of the kick is to jolt his nuts back into action.

After the administration of the kick, the patient should be on the way to recovery.

That is all for now on the topic of Chronic Bitch Dependency, feel free to leave comments and suggestions to help individuals currently suffering from or recovering from this condition.





*Note: CBR should not be confused with Love, Love by nature is Reciprocative and Unselfish....and if you're loving someone who treats you like shit?...then you need to look in the mirror and slap the first person you see. You're not doing any favours for your Self Esteem, Stop selling yourself short, there is someone out there who will appreciate you and treat you how you deserve to be treated.
Treat yourself better and people will follow suit.

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